Zen Shopping

What is Zen Shopping?


1.

The art of using someone elses preferences in order to shape your purchases. The idea is to broaden your horizons by letting someone else choose for you.

The process is relatively simple.

Step 1: Find a person who looks like they know what they're going to buy.

Step 2: Follow said person to their destination, and take note of their purchases.

Step 3: Purchase an item(or items) identical to that of the person (within your financial limit).

Step 4: return home and enjoy whatever purchases you have made, be they food, music, or literature, you must eat, listen to or read every bit respectively.

We were bored as hell so we decided to do a little zen shopping.

See stalking

2.

The art of taking somebody elses full shopping trolley at the supermarket/department store and taking it to the tills as your own, saving the need to walk up and down the aisles.

"I couldn't be bothered to walk around the store so I did a bit of Zen Shopping."

See easy, theft


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