Donkeydick Edit Meaning

1. Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest. On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a ..

1. a sign or warning of any impending danger, disaster or doom when my gfcalled me up that day and gave me the "we need to talk"..

1. To sneak into a show or play during intermission, catching the second act. Guy: Oh crap, it's sold out!!! Girl: That's okay,..