What is Don't Be A Simon?
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Used in the early days of American Idol when the world was new to the competition and Simon Cowell was the biggest douche bag on the planet. This phrase can be used the same way as
Dad: Thanks for making this wonderful breakfast kiddo.
Son: You're welcome dad.
Mom: ...I don't know..the pancakes were a little dry and the eggs were undercooked..and don't get me started about the-
Dad: Dammit babe, Don't be a Simon.
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Macy Gray parodied to be presumabley high in Scary Movie 3
PART OF SCARY MOVIE 3 SCRIPT (example)
(Macy Gray Enters)
Macy Gray: Yo ho..
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the act of being jewed or weased out of something
kyle said he'd give me his homework, but ended up niggerfucking me by not showin..
