Don't Bend My Ticket

What is Don't Bend My Ticket?


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The act of leaving your concert ticket at home while forcing a car full of metal heads to drive out of the way, which could have been prevented if said ticket were placed in one's wallet.

Hey Noey, don't bend my ticket! I just want to see Into Eternity.


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