Don-tardo Edit Meaning

1. Cool guy that has a fly ride, and can get bitches and weed in less than an hour. "Hey pimp daddy, I gotz to get crunked tonight..n..

1. sperm ErZo: "open up for some happy mustard, dear." Wife: "not in my hair or in my eyes!!" *gurgle gurgle* See s..

1. Another term for bartender. "Are you having a Mojito Diablo or an Italian Applemartini?" "I dunno, let me consult the S..