What is Doom Duck?
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A mysterious silver-and-black duck found in Lake Erie Near Toronto, Ontario in Canada. The doom duck symbolizes the end of humanity, as well as bad static.
It often dives below the water immediately after being seen, prompting many to be accused of being crazy.
Person One: "What the hell's that?"
Person Two: "Huh?"
Person One: "There! On the water! It's a freakin' Doom Duck! What ever you do, don't touch any doorknobs!"
Person Two: "Dude, I don't see jack. Lay off the acid."
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