What is Dooport?
1.
An anus that incurs frequent penetration, usually by objects/penises of an above-average size, resulting in a cavernous wide-open appearance.
The fat girl I met last night at the bar wanted some buttsex, but I declined due to her unusable, gaping dooport.
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To ejaculate and laugh simulatenously.
Kevin: Man, I elaughulated so hard to this porn vid last night.
Matt: What was it?
Kevin: Midg..