What is Schooliosis?
1.
Scoliosis that is caused by constantly wearing a heavy backpack filled with books, usually from school.
Damn that Mr. Feeny! He gives us so many books to read for homework that I'm getting schooliosis from carrying the books around in my backpack all day.
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2.
A contagious disease, characterized by boredom and swelling of the homework glands. Normally suffered by people with lives.
Ted: Man, that geography test was killer.
Andrew: Yeah, tell me about it. My schooliosis was acting up too. That's whack.
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3.
when you have so much work in school that your backpack becomes very heavy and you walk with a hunchback even after you take it off.
junior #1: aw, man! we have to read all of war and peace by tomorrow?
junior #2: dude that book is huge, its going to totally give me schooliosis
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