What is Door Bastard?
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An individual that is unaware that they are the cause of an automatic door to open. Often harmless unless the outside temperature is frigid and the opening of the door leads to unwanted bursts of cold air.
It was fricking cold outside & that door bastard kept tripping the automatic sensor so we nearly froze our a$$e$ off in the lobby.
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said to a wimp. more affective if said to large masculine man.
big bad billy was afraid of a spider and i said toughen up fluffy
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The essence of ones balls mingling with anothers goggler systemish protectionary devicesisms.
I've been gogglecocked!..