Door Monkey

What is Door Monkey?

A hotel bellboy, ideally one wearing a wack uniform with a stupid-looking organ-grinder cap. No racial connotation, he (usually) can be any race.

The door monkey at the Hyatt rushed me but I blew past him cause I wanted to get straight to my room and take a dump.

See bellboy

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