What is Door Monkey?
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A hotel bellboy, ideally one wearing a wack uniform with a stupid-looking organ-grinder cap. No racial connotation, he (usually) can be any race.
The door monkey at the Hyatt rushed me but I blew past him cause I wanted to get straight to my room and take a dump.
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A person most vertically integrated with power and authority. Highly skilled and dangerous varient of cuntmaster.
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when receiving oral delight a man places the testicles in the hoes mouth and the erect penis on her cheek, resembling a snorkel.
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