What is Door Monkey?
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A hotel bellboy, ideally one wearing a wack uniform with a stupid-looking organ-grinder cap. No racial connotation, he (usually) can be any race.
The door monkey at the Hyatt rushed me but I blew past him cause I wanted to get straight to my room and take a dump.
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The most magnificant excremental creation.
Pull that pillow out my ass and let it coil in the bowl. Now that's a good poopystack!
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