Doored

What is Doored?


1.

v. to crash into and/or over a driver's side door(of a vehicle) while riding your bike. A painful biking experience

where two conflicting world-views collide.

What happened to your face?!

I was riding down first and some fucking yuppie got out of their beamer without looking and I got doored and did a face plant. Fuck!

See roger

2.

"Dooring" or "To Door" is a slang term for when someone is so jealous of a nice or expensive car, that they park their old wreck of a car next to it, and proceed to bash the old car's door into the new one, causing paint damage and a dent.

Gangsta rating for "Dooring": 8% per car.

Yeh I doored that shit... that's how I roll!

See door, dooring, doored, smash, hit up, wreck

3.

the act of being hit by a door while it is being opened.

Dude i just got doored.

See door, hit, ouch, open, dored

4.

When a person stares at you for an extended period of time without blinking in an attempt to warp your mind and make you join their cult.

"I got doored at The Door this Sunday"

See door, doored, dooring, cult, blink

5.

An action performed while driving a car. It refers to when you open your car door in order to hit something like cones, bikes, or people.

Oh I just doored all 20 of those construction cones!

6.

To open the driver or passenger side of a vehicle while moving whith the intent to hit some unsuspecting pedestrian with it.

Pete: Hey ross, open your door and hit that bitch Cole Knowels with it.

Ross: Dumbass, you know my door dont open on the drivers side! I'll go around the block so you can hit him with your door.

Pete: Alright, I'll door that little fags' ass

7.

doored, see also t-bonedto get hit in the side by another vehicle.

Hey man what happened to your driverside door? This nondrivin asshole t- boned me.


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