Dorissed

What is Dorissed?


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The euphoric condition of someone who has undergone therapy from a lady's DORIS.

"Nurse Blodwen, when I left you in charge of the male ward, I didn't expect to come back and find that you'd DORISSED every single one of the patients! Just look at them - they're all totally comatose."

"I'm sorry, Sister, but look at how happily they're sleeping - and the contented smiles on their faces."

"That's all very well, Nurse - but what is Matron going to say if we can't wake them up in time for their morning medicine? And for God's sake, girl, wipe your doris and pull up your drawers!"

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