Dork Tuft

What is Dork Tuft?

An alternative modern name for the douche tag a male facial hair feature formerly known as a Soul Patchor Sax Player's Moustache.

It consists of a tuft of hair left unshaven just under the lower lip, upper lip and chin are clean shaven.

Sported with and without sideburns of varying ludicrous lengths.

"Nice suit, but unless this job interview is at a comic shop you probably want to go back in the bathroom and shave off that dork tuft."

See douche tag, soul patch

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