Dorrito Damage

What is Dorrito Damage?

To wound one's mouth with the sharp and pointy parts of a Dorrito's chip or any other mouth-shredding brand of snack food.

OW! I just did some Dorrito damage to the roof of my mouth when the point of the chip stabbed directly into the pizza burn blister I got last night!

See junk food, mouth, pain

Flapjacks

1. low hanging, flat breasts resembling pancakes. When I was feeling up your grandma, I realized she had mad flapjacks. 2. Flapjacks are..

Kinky Barber

1. In Texas Hold 'Em, if one is dealt a deuce (2) and a 7 without matching suits, he has received the worst possible two card poker ha..

Ego Check

1. verb; to take down a notch ; to humble ; alternatively, to kick or otherwise harm the testicles. Man, Kanye thinks he's all that, ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Dorrito Damage Edit Meaning