Double Ender Edit Meaning

1.

A large dildo, having identical features on either end. Sometimes used as a melee weapon to bludgeon one's enemies.

Corey Feldman: Dude, I heard somebody got knocked out at your party last night

Patrick Duffy: Yeah, some yinzer was giving me a hard time, so I socked him with that double ender I keep in my trunk.

See long dong

2.

When you happen to fart and burp at the same time.

*burp* *baaarp*, god, that was a double ender! i think i may have to wipe!

See fart, burp, ass, gross, dinner

3.

A shit that is so big that it pokes out above the water at both ends

Dude, the day after thanksgiving i took the biggest double ender.

See turd, big turd, double ender, toilet, shit