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A slap across the face using an erect penis.
Cindy was just about to blow me when I gave her a vertical slap.
See mushroom bruise, har..
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An uncontrolled contorting of the face of a guitar player making repeated, irreconilable, humiliating mistakes during a solo at a live p..
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the effect of not wipeing properly resulting in the glueing of butt hairs across one's anus, causing the next bowel movement to be ..
