Double Jeopardy

What is Double Jeopardy?


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when you raise your ass to another person's face, positioning the asshole right in line with their nostrils, and stategically placing your scrotum on top of their mouth. Then, you proceed to fart, giving the other person the unenviable position of having to choose between breathing in the flatulence through their nose, or breathing through their mouth to swallow the scrotum whole.

Damn son, I heard Johnny got pissed at Mary and gave her the double jeopardy. I bet she wish she didn't give him her taco.

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