What is Douche Baguette?
1.
a female version of a douche bag
"Geesh, I can't believe she fucked you over like that! What a douche baguette!
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2.
A French douche bag; The boyfriend of a particular female of intrest that happens to be French.
While Billy was in Paris, he banged some douche baguette's girlfriend.
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3.
A thin loaf of french bread that a woman inserts in her vaginal canal for purposes of enhancing her pleasure and its flavor for dinner later.
Lets eat a douche baguette for dinner tonight.
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4.
A common alternative to the Italian "strunzo" or "strunz de asse".
My grandkids, Tom and John, are really getting on my nerves. Oh well, what to you expect. They're a couple of real douche baguettes. Madonna.
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