Douche Baguette Edit Meaning

1.

a female version of a douche bag

"Geesh, I can't believe she fucked you over like that! What a douche baguette!

See douche, asshole, fucker, shithead, bitch

2.

A French douche bag; The boyfriend of a particular female of intrest that happens to be French.

While Billy was in Paris, he banged some douche baguette's girlfriend.

See douche, baguette, boyfriend, douchebag, schmuck

3.

A thin loaf of french bread that a woman inserts in her vaginal canal for purposes of enhancing her pleasure and its flavor for dinner later.

Lets eat a douche baguette for dinner tonight.

See french, bread, douche, baguette, loaf

4.

A common alternative to the Italian "strunzo" or "strunz de asse".

My grandkids, Tom and John, are really getting on my nerves. Oh well, what to you expect. They're a couple of real douche baguettes. Madonna.

See douche, bag, baguette, strunzo, italian, culture, grandma