What is Douche Fuck?
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1: noun. A combination of douche bag and dumb fuck.
Jimmy: 2 pairs beat a full house.
Johnny: No they don't douche fuck!
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a douche bag person who is completely confused at life and fucking sucks.
"damn sarah, you are a complete and total douche fuck for making me repeat myself 26 times."
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noun: one who is a fucking douche
Josh is a real douche fuck
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n. one who pussies out when it comes to fucking because they have absolutely no clue what the fuck they are doing.
Billy got so excited when he started to kiss Judy, that he pulled a douche ninny and looked like a complete douche fuck.
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