Douche Monger

What is Douche Monger?


1.

Worse than a Douchbag. A Super Douchebag prick that likes to hang out with other Lesser Douchebag Friends, gathering them around him so he can feel like more of a douchebag than the Douchebags he mongered.

AKA Chandler from Friends.

"Jerry, you fucking Douche Monger, tell your friends to go home!"

2.

An individual who attempts to buy illegal software at wal-mart.

That douche monger Az tried to buy a yahoo booter at wal-mart.

See azure, douche, monger, wal-mart, yahoo

3.

Extreme Douche bag, usually the leader of a small group of douches. Extremely gay and faggish, wakes up underneath another douche bag with his dick in his ass.

Michael you fucking douche monger. Get your dick out of his ass. You were so far in i couldnt even see you.

See Bill

4.

one who (literally or figurativly) fishes for used or new douches. the true douche mongers are those who make a profession out of this, by selling the douches at a stand of some sort.

also, an insult.

Carl: I heard that he's reblocking the entire first act.

Henry: What about the second act?

Carl: He cut it.

Henry: ...What a douche monger

See ass, loser, cheater, fuck, fisherman


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