What is Douche Whistle?
1.
the sound a douche makes. also used as an insult.
chris was a real douche whistle for not treating his girlfriend better
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2.
n: a person who is saying nothing of worth; wasting air.
n: the sound a douche makes upon emptying. see above definition.
"He's always talking but saying nothing. That guy is a complete douche whistle."
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3.
someone who is a loud talking douchebag.
loudmouth.
Wow that Steve Taylor is a real douche whistle!
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4.
A man who has a girl move in and puts her in the spare room to watch his bastard child, while he brings home fat chicks to sleep in his bed.
I thought he was a real douche whistle when I saw the naked chick go to the bathroom. But the baby was crying so I couldnt ask.
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