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Having any exposed extremity licked obsessively while asleep or unconcious by a dachshund or any other breed of German dog.
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Three dollars and fifty cents
Do you know what that goddamn Loch Ness Montser said... He said I need about free fitty..
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A mystical castle keep of folklore and legend. Guarded by the evil werewolves and zombie cats it has never beeen captured or even descr..