Doucheblind

What is Doucheblind?

A girl who is hopelessly attached to a boyfriend and cannot realize that he's a douchebag no matter what he does.

During Susie's boyfriend's third victory dance after winning a game of ping-pong, we realized how doucheblind she was.

See douchebag, asshole, idiot, blind, pastry

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