What is Douche-locked?
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(doosh-lokt)verb (2007) 1. The state of feeling obligated, through social graces, to attend an engagement with a douche before having the opportunity to avoid such a commitment. 2. n Douche-lock: successful attempt by a douche to force a cooler person to accompany him to an engagment by cleverly imposing a sense of obligation or guilt.
"I just got douche-locked! I had no plans for lunch, and then that douche locked me in at 8:03 a.m. for lunch."
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