What is Douche-off?
1.
Its a Competition too see who can come up with the dirtiest nastiest insults usually involving fat people, sex positions, body fluids, etc.
(Examples taken directly from Me and a friends actual douche-off)
Zack- "your a fat old ladies first husbands penis that has been stuck in her fat sweaty overlapping vagina lips"
Robert- "your her butterscotch pussy juice"
Zack- "well your the nasty green splooge that got caught between fionnas big giant hairy ass cheeks from shreks crimpled dick!"
Robert- " your the nasty condom that natasha and boris used to make sweet love while watching baby loony tunes"
Zack- "are those characters from james bond?"
Robert- "nope rockie and bullwinkle"
Zack- "Touch'e"
All Quotes From A douche off held on June 20 2006 by Zack Herrell and Robert Gorby
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2.
A competition amongst douche bags to determine who is the biggest douche. Typically performed by those who would give others a rash of
Here comes Billy and Daniel for the annual douche-off. I wonder who will win it this year. Will Billy retain his title as douche-off champion?
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