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A phrase used to give validity to a point that would otherwise be entirely absurd.
Ron Burgundy: I'm a man who discovered the whee..
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A crap so large it resembles a crowning infant. Stitches may be required to reassemble the anal port.
After Thanksgiving I had a toilet..
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People who join singles dating websites seeking sex not relationships.
Everytime I meet a guy from the website he turns out to be a fuc..