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A leprechaun with leprosy.
"After getting leprosy and watching his lucky charms fall off, Lucky the Leperchaun wandered the town r..
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Funnier than Kafka-esque.
You should make the sign read, no meat touching ma'am!..
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OMGWTFBBQ for vegetarians or for people who like jellybeans more than barbecue.
Person 1: OMGWTFBBQ
Person 2: Dude, I hate barbeque.
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