Dr. Obvious

What is Dr. Obvious?


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1. A person that makes generalized, self-evident "observations" in an attempt to bolster his or her sense of worth in a conversation. However, almost all comments made by a Dr. Obvious are as worthless as he or she is.

2. That guythat says what everybody else was thinking twenty mintues ago.

"Dude, I think its broken."

Jeff: "Yeah, I like boobs."

Chris: "Well welcome to the human race Dr. Obvious. Too bad a toollike you will never see any."

Jeff: "Well the problem is ______."

Chris: "Ah, thank you for you expert opinion Dr. Obvious. Now what the fuck are we going to do about it?"


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