What is Dr. Obvious?
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1. A person that makes generalized, self-evident "observations" in an attempt to bolster his or her sense of worth in a conversation. However, almost all comments made by a Dr. Obvious are as worthless as he or she is.
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"Dude, I think its broken."
Jeff: "Yeah, I like boobs."
Chris: "Well welcome to the human race Dr. Obvious. Too bad a
tool like you will never see any."
Jeff: "Well the problem is ______."
Chris: "Ah, thank you for you expert opinion Dr. Obvious. Now what the fuck are we going to do about it?"
Random Words:
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a massive shit, of the type that makes a loud banging noise when it pinches off and hits the bottom of the bowl
Oh god... no more veni..
