Dr Phil

What is Dr Phil?


1.

Jerry Springer with a PhD (Piled Higher and Deeper).

Dr Phil's "patients" are just a richer white trash than Springer's.

Keep out of this asshole! Who the fuck do you think you are? Dr fucking Phil?

2.

A man who has become famous only because Oprah Winfrey see feminist or man hatergave him a show that airs after her's, because she became sick of seeing his ratty old face on her show every tuesday. The man dedicates entire weeks of his show to help people "lose weight" when the man looks as though he's never missed a meal in his life.

My friend asked me who that bald, dooshbaggin', redneck, wanna be shrink, who only became successful because Oprah's soccer mom army are to tired to change the channel after her show, was on T.V... and i replied !DR PHIL!

See dr, phil, doosh, dick, wanker

3.

The most brutal warrior ever to be spawned by a human. Dr Phil is a television psychiatrist who, in his spare time, kills hookers, babies, old people, and anyone who stands in range of his onslaught. Dr Phil cannot die, but can only get stronger. People make fun of him, and then suddenly stop. BECAUSE THEY DIE! It is believed that Chuck Norris once went under the training of Dr Phil, and is his greatest pupil. To this day, Dr Phil still pwns noobs.

John: Did you hear that Dr Phil can fly?

Jim: Wouldn't surprise me. I mean, he IS Dr Phil!

See sex, death, immortality, pwnage, destroyer

4.

adj. to get all sensitive,all knowing, and preachy on someone you dont know

Dan totally Dr. Phil'd Cindy about her kids and she doesnt even have any! -

5.

verb meaning 'to over-analyse and come up with a stupid conclusion'

'We're going to go home, get some drinks, and Dr Phil Rosie's date with John'

'They broke up because he did a Dr Phil over what she'd been up to on Saturday night'

See psychology, analysis, talk show

6.

A quack who hypnotizes people like Kate Armstrong from Parnell and fills the airwaves with big words and fancy hand gestures.

Kate Armstrong, the naturopath from Parnell realising that she had an assignment due procrastinated by watching Dr Phil ridicule some poor guy with low self esteem. "Dr Phil you're a genius." She said with apparent disregard to the crap that came out of his mouth.

7.

verb meaning 'to over-analyse and come up with a stupid conclusion'

'We're going to go home, get some drinks, and Dr Phil Rosie's date with John'

'They broke up because he did a Dr Phil over what she'd been up to on Saturday night'

See oprah, psychology, be cool


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