Draining The Lizard Edit Meaning

1. The process of giving a person the appropriate goatee to match their Tom Selleckesque mustache. "Colbert expertly vandyked the cur..

1. The boy you see on the first day of school when you walk by his locker, which just so happens to be covered in pictures of bands you lov..

1. When a man is under extreme stress or pressure, usually from a female, due to a mistake or deadline. Damn, my girl has my *balls in a v..