Drama Club

What is Drama Club?


1.

the gathering of horny extroverts and attention whores who hold at least a mild interest in a something resembling theater. interests usually include getting naked, showtunes and being loud in public places.

Derek Wiley was in drama club

2.

A group invented in South Australia, who plays space jump

"you're so awesome!"

"What do you expect? I'm in drama club..."

See drama, fun, love, friendship

3.

n. an organization dealing with the writing and production of plays

characterized by:

-people wearing scarves indoors

-hats, esp. berets or top hats

-over enthusiasm

-hyperactivity

-un warranted singing

-unwarranted dancing

-unwarranted friendliness/familiarity (imagine obtrusive, annoying puppy)

-bounce

-COMPETITION

-"individuals"

-the word " random"

-random humor

-sexual humor

-Hitler jokes

-excessive in jokes, often combinations of the above

-emphasis of everything: EVERYTHING IS IMPORTANT

-musical prejudice, i.e. " rap is crap!"

- Regina Spektorfans (males/females)

- Led Zeppelinfans (males)

-anarchy

-political anarchists and experimental anarchists (aka teenagers attempting eccentricity, see below)

-homosexuals and experimental homosexuals (aka heteros attempting eccentricity, see below)

- vegetarians and experimental vegetarians (aka omnivores attempting eccentricity, see below)

-Buddhists and experimental Buddhists (aka lapsed Christians attempting originality, see below)

-atheists

-crying

- losers suddenly having friends

-cocky losers

- Trekkies

-High School Musical fans, naturally

-pretentious types who were totally moved by the Odyssey/ Les Miserables/ Scooby Doo, and therefore should totally get the part

-forced eccentricity, because it makes one so totally original, just like every other "eccentric" theater fag, so one has to be eccentric to fit in. (see irony)

-uninformed, ignorant politicaldiscussions

-uninformed, ignorant philosophical discussions

-everyday speech with high-brow vocabulary words interjected, i.e., "don't you LOVE- just like- wait- just, ELEEMOSYNARY, and then i was like, oh. and it was just so random, and yeah", because theater fags are such "intelligent*", eloquent speakers

-everyday speech with foreign words or phrases interjected, see above

- love**

-hugs***

*because, of course, we never say " smart", because that is too common and not eccentric and original enough for drama club. ergo, we say "intelligent", and use latinphrases such as "ergo".

**no one " likes" anything in drama club. like is an interjection. so like, we say "love", instead! like, "don't you just LOVE Regina Spektor?" "I uberLOVE HER because like, she is so original INTELLIGENT and totally isn't shitat singing, no way! rap is crap!" like isn't a strong enough word. so we have to say "Love", and add "uber" for even MORE emphasis, because " super" isn't like, foreign!

***we don't greet each other any other way!

hate is a strong word. i hate drama club.

i'd quit but i paid $100 to join, and they don't do refunds.

See drama queen, shit, attention whore

4.

A person who loves drama. Tends to whine and cry alot.

Girl: Tommy didn't say hi to me! *cries*

Boy: Drama club, he's in a coma.

See dramatic, crocodile tears, annoying, fake


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