What is Drama Whore?
1.
person who thinks their life occurences are more important than their friends. And always has some utter catastophe about to happen that must be analyzed by fifty million of their closest friends. And completely disregards their friends problems, bc despite already talking to their friends about the problem there is always some reason to tell it again, with more detail, and it is still as important as it was the first 500 times!
Girl 1-Uh why hasn't he called? I mean he asked me to come see him but he hasn't called me back in ten minutes.
Girl 2-My boyfriend of 2 years just broke up with me.
Girl 1-Oh sorry. Anyway...phone rings....uh he's drunk I don't think he is fair I go see him all the time but he doesn't come to see me unless it's on his way to a business thing.
2.
Someone who is overly dramatic because they think it makes they cool and interesting, and want to be like the perfect and interesting people on tv (See the
" **looks to see if people are watching** OMG JEFF FROM GRADE 7 SCIENCE CLASS, WE CAN'T SEE EACHOTHER ANYMORE. I JUST DON'T NEED THIS IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW BOOHOO I'M SO EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE AND FULL OF ANGST. **forces self into crying**"
3.
One who constantly craves the chaos, feeling, and attention that drama can bring along with it.
He's been telling everyone a different story, just to turn everyone against each other, he's such a drama whore.
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4.
A person, male or female; who sees any aspect of their personality or actions in their life as interesting topics. Often the drama whore will send out messages with absolutely no content except for something inflammatory or retaliatory directed at another person(s) they dislike.
Drama whore-ism is a self feeding condition. As more and more people are fed up with a constant barrage of useless shit they don't care anything about, the drama whore feels justified by the new attention of being told off. In some cases, the drama whores will band together into a circle jerk, telling each other they're all right and the other 6 billion people on earth are just jealous.
"I made this thread for everyone to insult me in one place."
"Actually it was
person that started it all"
"Does anyone know
person inplace ?"
"I think I've proven my point"
"I'm a
job who drives a car brand and Ihobby on the weekends and you're all just jealous."
-Drama Whore-isms
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5.
A cunning and calculating person, male or female, with the keen and innate ability to enter a conversation, and twist the focus of the subject entirely on them.
There are two sub-categories of this:
1) The
2) The
3) The Narcissistic Ass, who does it just because they are bored with a conversation that does not involve their own experiences.
Normal Jackoff: "Hey, I got a new cat today, she's so cute!"
Drama Whore: "Oh really? Is she a tabby? I used to have a tabby, back in 2006, but he died. I remember how he started getting old and fat, and could cough a lot and start staring at me when I tried to poke him instead of blublublublubluh bluh bluh..."
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