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When a spouse or girlfriend/boyfriend pretends to be asleep when you get home after a late night out, so they can tear you a new one whe..
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A deep, exaggerated, clearing of the throat/breathing.
Mr. Kearney would always do his dragonbreathe when he was mad at us...
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Having your sexual partner drink the remaining contents of a colonoscopy.
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