Dress Left

What is Dress Left?


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Applies to men only. To dress left means to put one's penis down the left pantleg when dressing. You can dress left, dress right, or have a really small penis.

"I decided to dress left for the first time today, and it's a whole new world!"

See pants, left, right, banana


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