Dress Left

What is Dress Left?

1.

Applies to men only. To dress left means to put one's penis down the left pantleg when dressing. You can dress left, dress right, or have a really small penis.

"I decided to dress left for the first time today, and it's a whole new world!"

See pants, left, right, banana
9

Random Words:

=*(
1. Its a sad crying face... how emo-esque. =*( Fuck, dude... I'm sad and whatnot... My girlfriend just took my left testacle =*( Se..
Read more
Queef Cadaver
1. A high-pitched voof that ultimately attracts shit eating insects i.e. flies, Jeffery Dhamer, James Van Der Beek Steves mom emits a terr..
Read more
T-pee
1. t-pee the ejaculation into one's face, smearing it over the face with the penis, then taking tissue and sticking it onto the face. ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free