Drown Some Kittens

What is Drown Some Kittens?

To open one's bowels. Take a dump. Have a shit.

Pass the newspaper, love, I'm away to drown some kittens.

See dump, shit, crap, number 2

Showerpunt

1. A quick, silent jerk-off in the shower. My wife was right there brushing her teeth, but I still snuck in a showerpunt. See jerk-off, m..

Anal Bleach

1. The cosmetic bleaching of the anus, to acheive a cleaner more aesthetic look. I love to toss salad when a girl gets a fresh anal bleach..

Kerplunked

1. The the state of drunkness after a sudden transition between sober/tipsy straight to completely smashed. I was fine after the first sev..

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