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When people with convertibles put their tops down when the weather is 50 degrees or higher with the windows up
Hey check out that dumba..
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Humping a soapy washcloth in the bottom of a dry bathtub. (a form of masturbation)
I rinklefalen whenever my GF isn't in the mood..
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The result of a man's misfire of sperm into his partner's eye. Causes an unbearable stinging sensation and redness in the eye ..