Drunk As A Thousand Apaches

What is Drunk As A Thousand Apaches?

1.

Extremely drunk and disorderly

I saw Mike at the bar last night and he was drunk as a thousand Apaches

See toasted, hammered, annihilated, destroyed, lit

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