Drunken Kung Fu

What is Drunken Kung Fu?


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A style of Kung Fu that tricks the opponent into thinking the practitioner is drunk. It's a gracious style, that has sudden attacks in the movements. The practitioner falls, sways, etc all to give the illusion he cannot fight

That guy is gonna get his ass kicked , he's pissed

No he won't , he knows drunken kung fu

See quan, drunken, kung, fu


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