What is Drunken Whisper?
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A fart that you think is going to be silent but more closely resembles a quartet of trumpets saluting the arrival of the King back from the crusades. Similar to your drunk Uncle Mike trying to whisper something at Thanksgivnig dinner about the $2 hooker that he purchased earlier in the week but he says it so loud even your Great Grandma can hear.
Bob mistakenly let loose a drunken whisper in the board meeting.
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When someone is so drop dead gorgeous you need a kleenex.
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A cashier, esp. in a video/computer game shop.
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Line from the movie "Wedding Crashers" uttered by the legendary Christopher Walken. Can be used whenever someone fails to show..