Drunkometer

What is Drunkometer?

A measure of how drunk you or someone/thing else is on a 1-10 scale.

Yeah, I'd bone Jenna Bush. Oh shit, I must be at about an 8 on the drunkometer.

Homepooper

1. Someone who is unwilling to take a dump in a public restroom, and would rather wait till they are home no matter how bad they have to go..

Jegging

1. A piece of clothing which is a cross between jeans and leggings. Usually made from polyester, cotton and spandex. "Are those jeans..

Toegasm

1. the feeling you get when you walk barefoot through squishy mud. As I walked through the muck barefoot, it squoze up inbetween my toes g..

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