Drunkometer

What is Drunkometer?

A measure of how drunk you or someone/thing else is on a 1-10 scale.

Yeah, I'd bone Jenna Bush. Oh shit, I must be at about an 8 on the drunkometer.

Sexual Velcro

1. pubic hair, which during either girl-on-girl or dude-on-chick, is linked together like velcro. sexually. I unzipped my pants and my sex..

Operation Sock

1. 1-noun-the act of tieing a sock to someones doorknob, ringing the doorbell, and then either hiding in a bush nearby or running 2-verb..

Squibz

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