Drunkometer

What is Drunkometer?

A measure of how drunk you or someone/thing else is on a 1-10 scale.

Yeah, I'd bone Jenna Bush. Oh shit, I must be at about an 8 on the drunkometer.

Iphoncating

1. Using someone else's iphone for just twitching and pinching. "Hey George, Stop iphoncating. You are greasing my screen" ..

My World

1. a very boring, pointless place. my life..... See david..

The Damned Thing, The 'damned' Thing

1. n. euphemism for oral, anal sex acts performed by black brothers. Holla at cha boi and let's do the damned thing instead of just c..

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