Drunkometer

What is Drunkometer?

A measure of how drunk you or someone/thing else is on a 1-10 scale.

Yeah, I'd bone Jenna Bush. Oh shit, I must be at about an 8 on the drunkometer.

Pyarbs

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Aforementioned

1. Referring to something spoken about it an earlier statement. The aforementioned book has been out of print since 1835..

Microcock

1. A penis that is smaller than the ballsack. Often equals the size of a single peanut, and a person who has the microcock has trouble mas..

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