Drunkometer

What is Drunkometer?

A measure of how drunk you or someone/thing else is on a 1-10 scale.

Yeah, I'd bone Jenna Bush. Oh shit, I must be at about an 8 on the drunkometer.

Acousticophilia

1. Sexual arousal from sounds. The way that Gomez Addams gets off on Tish speaking french would be an example of acousticophilia. Or peopl..

Dong Juan

1. Seducer of young, vulnerable women. That guy is such a dong juan. It makes me sick. See shagga, player, pimp, hustler, dick..

Bush Whackers

1. guys who somehow come to your party (typically through lame chicks or dudes you know) and proceed to scare off all the eligible poon tan..

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