Drunkometer

What is Drunkometer?

A measure of how drunk you or someone/thing else is on a 1-10 scale.

Yeah, I'd bone Jenna Bush. Oh shit, I must be at about an 8 on the drunkometer.

Mink Mink

1. Tiny man whom talks with such great speed and acoustic volume to the extent of a weed eater, loves to talk him some shit, and spotlight ..

Arrest Proof

1. When someone is immune to being arrested by the police because they are too filthy to touch. Typically, this would be a skid row bum who..

Funky Butt Lovin

1. Term often uttered by a doctor after he is hit in the nose by a patient whose tendons have healed a little tight Doctor: Ow! Funky butt..

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