Drunkometer

What is Drunkometer?

A measure of how drunk you or someone/thing else is on a 1-10 scale.

Yeah, I'd bone Jenna Bush. Oh shit, I must be at about an 8 on the drunkometer.

Niggerlepsy

1. When one has illusions of black people (niggers) attacking them Guy 1: Dude i was walking through a forest and had niggerlepsy Guy 2: ..

Dyke-dar

1. a radar that detects dykes. "yea i have a pretty good dyke-dar and it was definitely going off when i met her" See dyke, rad..

Julian

1. A very honest man who is freakishly horny. He gets hard an average of 45 times per day. Many woman like him and dream of having sex wi..

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