Drunkometer

What is Drunkometer?

A measure of how drunk you or someone/thing else is on a 1-10 scale.

Yeah, I'd bone Jenna Bush. Oh shit, I must be at about an 8 on the drunkometer.

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Hedge Trimma

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Sochitta

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