Drunkometer

What is Drunkometer?

A measure of how drunk you or someone/thing else is on a 1-10 scale.

Yeah, I'd bone Jenna Bush. Oh shit, I must be at about an 8 on the drunkometer.

Iremongering

1. Making annoying and stupid sounds or suggestions about something the person knows nothing about. "Control click, right there"..

Euro-bomber

1. Any suspicious-looking Caucasian with bleach-blonde hair and a faux-hawk. Usually seen traveling alone near or at popular tourist attrac..

Hungry Drunk

1. when ur drunk(or almost drunk) and hungry, in most cases hungry for mcdonalds. saphi: can someone drive me to maccas? kyle: why? rya..

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