Drunkometer

What is Drunkometer?

A measure of how drunk you or someone/thing else is on a 1-10 scale.

Yeah, I'd bone Jenna Bush. Oh shit, I must be at about an 8 on the drunkometer.

Queefer

1. One who queefs. A Queef is a pussy fart created through conscience control of the vaginal muscles. She wrapped her legs around my face..

Egg Cooker

1. Setting fire to the gases produced by flatulence That was a massive egg cooker by James See blue dart, blue flame..

Afrihomo-necrofeliniac

1. A Negro who engages in anal sex with dead cats. Origin: in October 1972 NY State Police arrested a man named Alex Smith, after neighbor..

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