What is Drupal?
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Awesome
That's very Drupally
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2.
A
And even after that, your site will be fugly as hell, with totally generic content blocks (all drupal sites look like the spread firefox site, it uses drupal too), a horrible forum with too little options, plus your site will crawl like it's has an anchor tied on it's right leg.
The only reason people will use drupal is either because some open source junkie told them it's cool and awesome (wrong), or because their boss will fire them if they don't.
See: Wordpress on steroids
-How do I do anything? (drupal user that just installed the damn thing)
-In Soviet Russia, Content Manages YOU!
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The new vagina of a man who has had a sex-change
I'm gonna have a sex-change so I can get people to lick my drupal
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