Dry Nightmares

What is Dry Nightmares?

the disappointment attained when you wake up during a wet dream without the satisfaction of inpregnating your bed sheets

"Damn you Mom! I'm too old to die of SID's, I wasn't suffocating! What a dry nightmare!"

Defworkate

1. To have a bowel movement at work. I should defworkate more often to save on toilet paper at home. See poop, stool, bowels, work, toile..

The Gump

1. Montgomery, Alabama. a word made popular by the rap group Deuce Komradz "State Trooper tailin' me but he know who I be, escor..

Baked Ass

1. A smell comparable to an ass that hasn't been washed after a marathon. Your dog smells like baked ass! See smell, aroma, odor, fr..

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