Dry Nightmares

What is Dry Nightmares?

the disappointment attained when you wake up during a wet dream without the satisfaction of inpregnating your bed sheets

"Damn you Mom! I'm too old to die of SID's, I wasn't suffocating! What a dry nightmare!"

Caught In A Melvin

1. To get 4 DUI'S That dude is going to jail again for being caught in a melvin. See melvin, caught, mel, four, jail..

Zonk

1. Unofficial army command. Typically used during PT (physical training) formations during extremely shitty weather as a way of dismissin..

Zoe Waller

1. 1. n. A person (preferably a female) with an awful hair-dying job, a screwed up eyebrow and thighs that make thunder thighs look sexy. A..

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