Dry Nightmares

What is Dry Nightmares?

the disappointment attained when you wake up during a wet dream without the satisfaction of inpregnating your bed sheets

"Damn you Mom! I'm too old to die of SID's, I wasn't suffocating! What a dry nightmare!"

Insta Flop

1. The sensation of your erection instantly dropping when you see a particularly ugly female species. Can be used with the phrase boom. I ..

Mad-man

1. sock puppet fux0r i am mad-man. i fux0r sock puppets..

Zuffle Coat

1. A coat that has had numerous knobs wiped on it after sex. or A white crispy coating on a posh bird's curtains "I'm jus..

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