Dry Nightmares

What is Dry Nightmares?

the disappointment attained when you wake up during a wet dream without the satisfaction of inpregnating your bed sheets

"Damn you Mom! I'm too old to die of SID's, I wasn't suffocating! What a dry nightmare!"

Escoapad

1. Eat shit choke on a pretzel and die. ESCOAPAD n00b!!! KEKEKEKE!!!11!one See Patrick..

Apple Bottom

1. A girl with a nice, big, round, juicy booty. "Like Me" That girl got the tightess apple bottom I've ever seen!!! She g..

Rocket Powered Ass Cunt

1. Any living creature whose ignorance exceeds mortal bounds, also, it works nicely if they have rockets taped to their back. Nails work t..

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