Dry Nightmares

What is Dry Nightmares?

the disappointment attained when you wake up during a wet dream without the satisfaction of inpregnating your bed sheets

"Damn you Mom! I'm too old to die of SID's, I wasn't suffocating! What a dry nightmare!"

Hash Mark

1. Track marks left by underpants rubbing against a soiled starfish. Similar to skid marks, but lighter brown color. Almost beige. Possi..

Metamucil

1. Stuff that makes even the most constipated individual have an ass explosion. I took some Metamucil an hour ago and ended up with the wo..

Making Pot Roast

1. Making pot roast happens when you really need to take a shit. Man that fart was rank, he must be making pot roast. See making pot roas..

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