Dry Nightmares

What is Dry Nightmares?

the disappointment attained when you wake up during a wet dream without the satisfaction of inpregnating your bed sheets

"Damn you Mom! I'm too old to die of SID's, I wasn't suffocating! What a dry nightmare!"

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Poonfest

1. National Men's Holiday on Dec 27th. This celebration time is when friends (men) get together and celelbrate all things poon. Origin..

Dick Leakage

1. (n.) the white, sticky substance that drips from the tip of an unerect penis, shortly after a quickie. (Spoolage) S: "Whats the we..

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