Dry Nightmares

What is Dry Nightmares?

the disappointment attained when you wake up during a wet dream without the satisfaction of inpregnating your bed sheets

"Damn you Mom! I'm too old to die of SID's, I wasn't suffocating! What a dry nightmare!"

Jinkies

1. that is surprising! Often used on classic Scooby Doo by Velma and (occasionally) Daphne; used a bit less often in the newer version, but..

Quim Slipper

1. something or someone that slips on the Quim Well I'll be damned if I havent just slipped on the quim again, I'm turning out ..

Querf

1. Unlike a Pussy Fart Queef. Its a, Penis Fart. "just when you thought all the bathroom jokes are over, i found another" 1.I..

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