Dry Nightmares

What is Dry Nightmares?

the disappointment attained when you wake up during a wet dream without the satisfaction of inpregnating your bed sheets

"Damn you Mom! I'm too old to die of SID's, I wasn't suffocating! What a dry nightmare!"

Lazy Cow

1. A woman that is quite capable of doing a days work, but chooses instead to dodge out of her duties. IE, if at work, hiding in the toilet..

Dick Mud

1. 1: what a dude gets when he titty fucks a chick that has tit dirt 2: what a dude gets if he has tit dirt and gets caught in a rainstorm..

Nig-heist

1. To steal from friend, family and neighbors. The pinnacle of this is trying to sell the loot back to the victim and act like you didn&ap..

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