Dtma Edit Meaning

1. Laying a fart in the cushion of a couch so precisely that the next person who sits down on it will get a blast of nasty butt! Heh, heh...

1. Cocaine of middle to low quality. Typically priced cheaply so the buyer doesn't feel as though they've been ripped off. "..

1. Bizarre way of saying one is in a deep pile of shit. So yesterday I got a speeding ticket and I wasn't wearing the seatbelt, and t..