What is Duck Race?
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a duck race is the practice of nailing a really fat chick from behind, but as a sport, placing a rubber duck on the crest of the ass fat, and with vigorous pounding, manuvering the rubber duck up the backfat on the sezmic waves produced by said vigorous pounding. the participant wins when the duck reaches the base of the neckfat. the girl never wins. shes a great big fatty fat fat.
i asked her up for a dozen donuts and a duck race. she ate the donuts, lost the duck race and told me i was a shallow, hateful bastard. i laughed.
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The 15 pounds Minnesotans gain during the winter, aka hot dish season. Similar to the "Freshman 15".
(minnesohda accent) oooh..
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If you realize that there is no toilet roll and you've already done your business, then you're in the Land of No Return.
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