Dude Space

What is Dude Space?


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The designated space between two males when sitting on a couch/bench/etc. Males should sit as far as possible/practical. The name is derived from the very first thing you say when somebody violates said space: "DUDE!.....WTF are you doing!?"

Only temporary violations of Dude Space are allowed, i.e., Dude #1 is busy talking to a chick, so Dude #2 reaches over his leg to grab the Doritos.

On a couch that seats three people, properly alloted Dude Space would require both dudes to sit with the middle seat unoccupied.

Dude #1: "Hey man, Let's play some Rainbow Six: Vegas."

Dude #2: "Sure, hand me a controller."

Dude #1: "Dude...what the hell are you doing?"

Dude #2: "Playing RS:V....why?"

Dude #1: "Scoot over...you're violating my dude space."

See dude, space, couch, doritos, xbox


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