Dump Smudger

What is Dump Smudger?

A less that effective type of toilet tissue which redistributes rather than removes your flithy mess.

Has anyone got any dump smudger, I've got a turtles head and am about to autograph my underpants with the poo crayon

Turdpercher

1. Person who takes a dump and doesn't flush it right away, but prefers to sit there, a scant few inches, above their sopping wet pile..

Ho Pack

1. A tribe of girlfriends Trippin' with my ho pack, I realized I didn't have enough gas. See entourage, posse, squad, peeps, fa..

W/s/d

1. Abbreviation for Will Suck Dick "OMG, totally w/s/d for that bag. It's Prada..." "Hey John, would you w/s/d to get..

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