Dump Smudger

What is Dump Smudger?

A less that effective type of toilet tissue which redistributes rather than removes your flithy mess.

Has anyone got any dump smudger, I've got a turtles head and am about to autograph my underpants with the poo crayon

I Fuckin' Bate Ya, Roit?

1. The sentence most commonly uttered by knackers. Translated, it probably means something like: "I am going to fucking punch and kick..

Turtle Hem

1. the ring around the water in a dirty-ass toilet "dude that bathroom was NASTY. severe turtle hem.." See toilet, anal, load, ..

Lauch

1. To make an agonizing expression, similar to a grimace, while having sex or masturbating profusely. Sally lauched unexpectedly while Joh..

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