Duran Darren

What is Duran Darren?


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A bloke that is only 19 but looks like a right 80's reject (hence duran duran - the 1980's boyband that he stole his hair from) and is the most gormless bloke on the planet. His joker mates make him look even worse as he is so boring and yet still has a halfway-decent girlfriend!

Lucy: Was there anyone interesting in the pub last night?

Alice: YEAH THE TWINS, BLACK TRICKY, DISCO EYES, DANNY DYER, THE CAST OF HOLLYOAKS, JOKER STEVE, CHUB CHUB.....oh and duran darren.

Lucy: Pfsch, long


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