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The art of spraying semen over a face at the point of completion, in a Z shape fashion. As with Zorro the masked lothario left his "..
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The fear of sexy ice cream.
"Doc, I'm afraid of sexy ice cream."
"Ah, I see. You have Erotocremaphobia my son.&quo..
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the act of having sexual intercourse whilst simultaneously watching Doctor Who on television
Person A: Good shag last night?
Person B:..