Dutch Clock Weights

What is Dutch Clock Weights?


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When performing the 69 with the guy on top as he lowers himself down his scrotum rests on the bridge of his birds nose and a bollock falls into either eye socket,

Fat bird that you wanna eat but dont know or dont wanna try taking the wait of this big fattie on ya chest,

so you give her the dutch clock weights in the eyes,

as seen on a grandfather clock the winding weights on the chain that hangs down,

See jizz, porkey, 69, heffer


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