Dutch Phantom

What is Dutch Phantom?

When you fart on someone who's sleeping's face, run away, and walk back in as they wake up, acting completely innocent.

Ben Affleck: "Oh my god! Did you just give me a dutch phantom?"

Jennifer Lopez: "What are you talking about?"

See fart, anal explosion

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